Spooky Halloween quotes for Instagram

Get ready to bewitch your followers through our spooky Halloween quotes for Instagram!

“Shadows mutter, mist replies; darkness purrs as midnight sighs.” — Rusty Fischer

“Death is a beginning.” ― A.J.West, The Spirit Engineer

“We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.” — Stephen King

“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.” — L.M. Montgomery

“It’s Halloween. Everyone is entitled to one good scare.” — Brackett, Halloween

“Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.” — Julie Gold

“Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” — Steve Almond

“Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.” — Bill Waterson

“A mask tells us more than a face.” — Oscar Wilde, Irish Poet

“Autumn is as joyful and sweet as an untimely end.” — Rémy de Gourmont

“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.” — George Carlin

“There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.” — Collette

“Autumn carries more gold in its pocket than all the other seasons.” — Jim Bishop

Funny Halloween sayings for cards

Bring smiles and laughter to your loved ones during this spooky season with the help of these funny Halloween sayings for cards!

Have a killer Halloween!

A candy a day keeps the monsters away.

If the werewolves are breaking out the extra body conditioner, it must be Halloween.

When Halloween is here, the monsters appear and the candies disappear.

When the dark night appears and everything turns evil, just remember it’s Halloween!

The dead rise again, bats fly, terror strikes and screams echo, for tonight it’s Halloween.

“I’m a mouse, duh.” — Mean Girls

“I’d say the first thing you need is … a pumpkin.” — Cinderella

“It’s as much fun to scare as to be scared.” — Vincent Price

“If you’ve got it, haunt it.” — Rose Pressey

“We have had our summer evenings, now for October eves!” — Humbert Wolfe

“In a fleshly Tomb, I am Buried above ground.” ― William Cooper

“Last Halloween was bad for me… I got beat up. I went to a party dressed as a piñata.” — Jim Samuels

“Love the trees until their leaves fall off, then encourage them to try again next year.” — Chad Sugg

Witchy quotes for Halloween

Uncover the spells of wisdom and witchcraft to add a bewitching touch to your Halloween festivities with our witchy quotes for Halloween.

“When the witches went waltzing.” — Linda Williams

“Witches don’t look like anything. Witches are. Witches do.” — Franny Billingsley

“You’d think they’d never seen a girl and a cat on a broom before.” — Kiki’s Delivery Service

“For a witch, you certainly don’t know much about how hauntings work.” — Colleen Houck

“I am a witch. A real house-haunting, broom-riding, cauldron-stirring witch.” — Bewitched

“It reeks of children!” — Mary Sanderson, Hocus Pocus

“There’s a little witch in all of us.” — Practical Magic

“Witches exist throughout space and time.” — Amanda Yates Garcia

“The witch knows nothing in this world is supernatural. It is all natural.” — Laurie Cabot

“I think that all women are witches, in the sense that a witch is a magical being.” — Yoko Ono

“The first time I called myself a ‘witch’ was the most magical moment of my life.” — Margot Adler

“On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.” — Rodney Dangerfield

“Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the ‘spirits’ of things.” — Dee Snider

“A witch never gets caught. Don’t forget that she has magic in her fingers and devilry dancing in her blood.” — Roald Dahl, The Witches

Creepy Halloween movie quotes

Explore the chilling lines from your favorite horror films with our creepy Halloween movie quotes.

“Death has come to your little town, Sheriff.” — Loomis, Halloween

“It’s not the house that’s haunted… it’s your son.” — Elise Rainier, Insidious

“Don’t torture yourself, Gomez. That’s my job.” — Morticia, The Addams Family

“Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.” — Edgar Allan Poe

“I’m wicked through and through.” — Elphaba, Wicked

“No tears please, it’s a waste of good suffering.” — Pinhead, Hellraiser

“There’s a monster outside my room. Can I have a glass of water?” — Bo Hess, Signs

“I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.” — Gomez, The Addams Family

“That’s the problem. He was dead to begin with.” — Ichabod Crane, Sleepy Hollow

“Well, fancy! We desire children.” — Winifred Sanderson, Hocus Pocus

“They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious, and spooky.” — Andrew Gold

“I’m so curious about knowing the unknown; it can be scary, but I see it as a game.” — Hrithik Roshan

“You girls need to learn to fight. When witches don’t fight, we burn.” — American Horror Story: Coven

“It is a mistake to fancy that horror is associated inextricably with darkness, silence, and solitude.” — H.P. Lovecraft

Halloween love quotes for couples

Check out these Halloween love quotes for couples and discover enchanting quotes to warm your hearts and kindle the spooky spark in your relationship this Halloween!

“Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any.” — Emily, Corpse Bride

“Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose?” — Bram Stoker, Dracula

“I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.” — The Criminologist, The Rocky Horror Picture Show

“I’m the ghost with the most, babe.” — Betelgeuse, Beetlejuice

“It took a pair of ghosts to open my eyes.” ― Kelly Moran, Ghost of a Promise

“There is something haunting in the light of the moon.” — Joseph Conrad

“And all at once, summer collapsed into fall.” — Oscar Wilde

“This is the gateway to Hell, baby… Welcome to The Underworld.” ― Kassandra Cross, Black Magic

“Let’s be honest: you can’t celebrate fall without it’s leading role: pumpkin!” — Rachel Hollis

“Just because I cannot see it, doesn’t mean I can’t believe it!” — Jack Skellington in “Nightmare Before Christmas”

“I don’t see how a pumpkin patch could be more sincere than this one.” — It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

“Another fall, another turned page.” — Wallace Stegner

“Why is summer mist romantic and autumn mist just sad?” — Dodie Smith, I Capture the Castle

“Every leaf speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the autumn tree.” — Emily Brontë

Halloween quotes for kids

Share the magic of Halloween with your little ones with these Halloween quotes for kids!

“Be afraid. Be very afraid.” — Ronnie, The Fly

“Double, double toil and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble.” — Shakespeare

“Where my ghouls at?” — Monster High

“It’s alive!” — Frankenstein

“‘Trick or treat…No, thank you.’” — Rita Rudner

“Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.” — A Nightmare on Elm Street

“Beware! As you trick or treat. These creatures will find you and make you smell their feet.” ― Casey Browning, Ol’ Halloween Night

“Werewolves howl. Phantoms prowl. Halloween’s upon us now.” — Richelle E. Goodrich

“Halloween creatures both friendly & gruesome peered out of the rustling leaves.” ― Kevin Purdy

“We came, we saw, we kicked its ass.” — Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

“Ghosts and goblins come to play on October’s final day!” — Rusty Fischer

“Once a pumpkin, Always a pumpkin.” — Billy Corgan

“If you’re ever wondering what to wear, just dress like a pumpkin, you’re good to go.” — Devendra Banhart

“I come alive in the fall time.” — The Weeknd, ‘Starboy’

“It’s like going back to school. You know, autumn! Time for ‘Harry Potter’.” — Robbie Coltrane

“Autumn… the year’s last, loveliest smile.” — William Cullen Bryant

Vintage Halloween greetings and quotes

Step back in time and discover the nostalgia of Halloween with these vintage Halloween greetings and quotes.

“Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” — Shakespeare

“By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.” — Shakespeare

“Wench! Trollop! You bucktoothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!” — Billy Butcherson, Hocus Pocus

“Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.” — Albert Camus

“I tromped through the pumpkin patch.” — The Nightmare Before Christmas

“Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin.” — Simone Schwarz-Bart

“Autumn…the year’s last, loveliest smile.” — John Howard Bryant

“If the leaves are changing, I feel poetry in the air.” — Laura Jaworski

“No spring nor summer beauty hath such grace as I have seen in one autumnal face.” — John Donne

“Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.” — Doug Larson

“Don’t you love New York in the fall?” — Nora Ephron

“I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghost.” — Ray Parker Jr., Ghostbusters

“I’m wild again, beguiled again, a simpering, whimpering child again. Bewitched, bothered, and bewildered am I…” — Ella Fitzgerald, Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered

“That old black magic has me in its spell. That old black magic that you weave so well. Those icy fingers up and down my spine, The same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine.” — Frank Sinatra, That Old Black Magic

Scary Halloween captions for social media

Add a more eerie twist to your Halloween with these scary Halloween captions for social media.

“Where there is no imagination, there is no horror.” — Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

“There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!” — The Nightmare Before Christmas

“The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.” — Eden Phillpots

“I’m gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge.” — Dr. William Block, Planet Terror

“Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.” — Mason Cooley

“Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people.” — John Oliver

“Autumn is the antidote to stifling summer.” — Terri Guillemets

“I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.” — Henry David Thoreau

“We all go a little mad sometimes.” — Psycho

“Hi! I’m Chucky. Wanna play?” — Child’s Play

“We came, we saw, we kicked its ass.” — Ghostbusters

“Being normal is vastly overrated.” — Halloweentown

“I’ll stop wearing black when they invent a darker color.” — The Addams Family

“Magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.” — Halloweentown

Halloween humor and puns

Get ready for a howling good time with these Halloween humor and puns!

“Say boo and scary on.”

“We warned you.”

“Ghosts live here.”

“Enter if you dare.”

“My blood type is Coffee.”

“Eat, drink and be scary!”

“Trick or treat.”

“The blood is life.”

“If you’ve got it hunt it.”

“If you want a tasty sweet.”

“Casper won’t help you.”

“I put a spell on daddy.”

#SquadGhouls

Hey, boo-tiful

Eat, drink & be scary

You make me batty

Catch me on the dark side

Keep calm and carry a wand

You better work, witch

Trick or tequila

Straight outta coffin

100 percent that witch

You’re the treat to my trick

I’m the ghostest with the moistest

Something wicked this way comes

All my best ghoulfriends are total witches

Howl you doin’?

#HotGhoulFall

A wee bit wicked Be witched!

Not every witch lives in Salem

Classic horror movie quotes for Halloween

Explore iconic lines from your favorite horror films with these classic horror movie quotes for Halloween.

“There is something at work in my soul which I do not understand.” — Mary Shelley, Frankenstein

“I see dead people.” — The Sixth Sense

“It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus!” — Max, Hocus Pocus

“It’s easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight.” — Patricia Briggs, Dragon Bones

“Oh, look, another glorious morning. Makes me sick!” — Winifred Sanderson, Hocus Pocus

“I’m a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else.” — Wednesday, The Addams Family

“It’s a full moon tonight. That’s why all the weirdos are out.” — Dani, Hocus Pocus

“Tell her to stay away from the light.” — Poltergeist, 1982

“We’ve traced the call…it’s coming from inside the house.” — When a Stranger Calls, 1979

“Movies don’t create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!” — Scream, 1996

“Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!” — Dracula, 1931

“Beware what dare crawls up your sleeve, For ’tis the night called Hallows Eve.” — Richelle E. Goodrich

“I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly.” — Friday the 13th Part VI

“Oh how the candles will be lit and the wood of worm burn in a fiery dust. For on all Hallows Eve will the spirits come to play, and only the fruit of thy womb will satisfy their endless roaming.” — Solange Nicole

Thank you for joining us in exploring the enchanting world of Halloween quotes. We hope these quotes infuse your celebrations with spooktacular spirit and that you’re inspired to share them with all your ghoulishly good friends. Stay spooky and have a fang-tastic Halloween!